drunkskunk82 ([info]drunkskunk82) wrote,

The 10 Coolest Ways To Die

1. Of wounds sustained in a triumphant battle with a dragon.

2. Leaping into an exploding volcano.

3. Diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling rib.

4. Purposely crashing your spaceship into the sun.

5. Head-first tackle on the three-yard line to win the Super Bowl after losing your helmet.

6. Riding a nuclear bomb out the belly of a B-52.

7. Getting sucked into a super black hole.

8. Catching a lightening bolt in your hands to save a baby.

9. In a shootout with the Bolivian Army.

10. Right after having sex with Scarlett Johansson. (numero uno for yours truly)

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[info]ohmegwosh

November 6 2005, 10:25:36 UTC 6 years ago

Dude..aren't you supposed to be sleeping right now?
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